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Some archive examples are posted below.

Leonardo DiCaprio says he practised his losing smile for the Oscars - because he knew he wouldn't win the Best Actor trophy.

Now you know why Michael Howard is looking so Gormless these days, still I'm sure he have it perfected by May.

German researchers have apparently discover why Germans love Cabbage so much. Apparently its all down to their Genes. Apparently people who have the  taste Gene  hTAS2R38 are very sensitive to certain chemicals in cabbage. It has been found that most of the German population carry this Gene.

So kids next time your mother gets on to you for not eating your greens you have the perfect reply " Well you made me like this"  

A Mexican Man has stunned doctors by carrying out a complex chest drain operation on himself. The man inserted a needle via his belly button and drained off nearly three litres of fluid. A doctor said "he did it as if he was a trained surgeon"

With the way the health service is at the moment I can see a new slogan on the Horizon " do try this at home"

A guy from Cambridgeshire is selling a scud missile complete with launcher truck on eBay. The add states "it's the biggest SUV in the world and makes a Humvee look like a Dinky toy"

A spokesman for number Ten said the Prime Minister was concerned about the mater and had asked the security services to take a look. But unfortunately they couldn't find it.

This week in 1961 saw the introduction of the first minicab in London.

When we called the company for a statement the guy said " it'll be with you in five minutes mate"

One in three new dads in Britain admit to trying their partner's breast milk. The survey was carried out for a baby milk company and they say the results explode the myth that fathers feel excluded when their partner breastfeeds a new baby.
Not only did 74% of all men say they felt included, but a third admitted to trying their partner's breast milk.

One of the men interviewed said "It's like a lot of things in life, you don't' know how it'll turn out. I guess you've just got to suck it and see"

According a new survey the average British male has sex twice a week and each session lasts for three minutes and one second.

Handy information that. I can hear it now across the kitchens of the land "Darling  I need you in the kitchen. The egg timers broke again".

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Another massive Iceberg has broken away in Antarctica. The new berg is 34 miles long by 7 miles wide. It was spotted on a satellite image by the US defence Met programme. This follows a berg the size of Luxembourg breaking away last week and an even bigger one in March.

In March when it was brought to the presidents attention the conversation went like this.

Bush- so what.

Aide - Well if they drift in to warmer water the bergs could melt causing a rise in sea level.

Bush- Why do you guys bring me this shit , I mean what do we care if the sea level rises in Antarctica. 

This time around Bush was ready for them.

Aide- There's been another massive iceberg break a way in Antarctica.

Bush- Right and if it gets in to warmer water it'll melt causing a rise in sea levels which affect the whole world and not just Antarctica .

Aide That's right sir.

Bush Okay here's what were going to do. Bomb the shit out of it. To break it up before it gets to warmer water. Now son do you see why I'm the President.

News just in the Labour party is to drop the singing of the Red Flag at party conference. A spokesman said "It's time we had something that truly reflects the position of the Labour party at the start of the new millennium .

That's why were going for Hail to the chief"

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